- Now I ain't no butcher, no butcher's son.
I can do your cuttin' till the butcherman comes.
'Cause I'm an all around man,
Oh I'm an all around man,
I mean I'm all around man,
I can do most anything that come my hand.
- Now I ain't no plumber, no plumer's son.
I can do your screwin', till the plumberman comes.
'Cause I'm an all around man...
- Now I ain't no miller, no miller's son.
I can do your grinding till the millerman comes.
'Cause I'm an all around man...
- Now I ain't no milkman, no milkman's son.
I can pull your titties till the milkman comes.
'Cause I'm an all around man...
- Now I ain't no springman, no springman's son.
I can bounce your springs till the springman comes.
'Cause I'm an all around man...
- Now I ain't no auger-man, no auger-man's son.
I can blow your hole till the auger-man comes.
'Cause I'm an all around man...